My backswing off the first tee had put him in mind of an elderly lady of dubious morals trying to struggle out of a dress too tight around the shoulders. - Patrick Campbell
Those golfers who look as though they got dressed in the dark should be penalised two strokes each for offending the public eye. - Doug Sanders
When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf. - Dave Stockton
(On how to play through a lightning storm) Hold up a one iron and walk. Not even God can hit a one iron. - Lee Trevino
We learn so many things from golf - how to suffer, for instance. - Bruce Lansky
Unless his putting stroke deserts him, Seve Ballesteros should become the richest Spaniard since Queen Isabella. - Jim Murray Los Angeles Times (1976)
My game went so bad today, that I lost two balls in the ball washer. - Author unknown
Watching a golf tournament is different from attending other sports arenas. For one thing, the drunks are spread out in a larger area. - Don Wade
A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knee. - Stephen Baker
Hubert Green swings like a drunk trying to find a keyhole in the dark. - Jim Murray
Sunday 23 May 2010
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