The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it - Bob Allen
"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Lee Trevino
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret
"Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour." - Unknown
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. - Henny Youngman
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. - Buddy Hackett
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry
John Daly's driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. - Ian Baker-Finch
Saturday 25 July 2009
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