If there's a faster way to turn a Jekyll into a Hyde than by handing a man the driver, we don't know of it. - Lew Rushman
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs. - Peter Dobereiner
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. - Tommy Bolt
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
A Lorena Bobbitt: a nasty slice. - Gary McCord
Lee Trevino is the only man I know who talks on his backswing. - Charley McClendon
The Coarse Golfer is one who shouts 'Fore!' when he putts. - Michael Green
Until you play it, St Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away. - Sam Snead
The only time I talk on a golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. - Seve Ballesteros
(After her tee shot bounced off a tree and nestled in her bra) I'll take a two-shot penalty, but I'll be damned if I'm going to play the ball where it lies. - Elaine Johnson
Saturday 12 June 2010
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