Tee the ball high. Because years of experience have shown me that air offers less resistance than dirt. - Jack Nicklaus
I plan to win so much money this year, my caddie's gonna finish in the Top 20 money winners. - Lee Trevino
The only thing that scares me (about the Ryder Cup) is the Americans' dress sense. - Mark James
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste energy going back to pick it up. - Tommy Bolt
The safest place for spectators in celebrity tournaments is probably on the fairway. - Joe Garagiola
Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip. - Dan Jenkins
Scotland is a peculiar land that is the birthplace of golf and sport salmon fishing, a fact which may explain why it is also the birthplace of whisky. - Henry Beard
Gay Brewer swings the club in a figure of eight. If you didn't know better, you'd swear he was trying to kill snakes. - Dave Hill
'Play It As It Lies' is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other one is 'Wear It If It Clashes'. - Henry Beard
We've had it easy. When it blows here (St Andrews), even the seagulls walk. - Nick Faldo
Sunday, 2 August 2009
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2 comments:
Add this one:
It's not polite to pick up a lost ball before it stops rolling.
Annonymous
Heh, I like it. I'll add it on the next batch of quotes. Thanks for dropping by.
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